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13.06.2025 03:36
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...